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**Joey Daniels: The Not-So-Great Guy**

 

**Occupation:** Professional Procrastinator**

 

**Location:** Anywhere but the golf course**

 

**Age:** Unknown (but acts like 25 and looks like 65)

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Joey Daniels is that guy you love to hate, though mostly just hate. Born with a knack for avoiding responsibility and a talent for turning simple tasks into epic fails, Joey keeps his friends entertained with his spectacular misadventures.
 
His golf game is legendary for all the wrong reasons. With a swing that defies the laws of physics and a putting stroke that can only be described as interpretive dance, Joey has single-handedly kept the local golf course in business—due to all the lost balls he buys.
 
When it comes to romance, Joey is a master of disaster. His idea of a romantic evening involves takeout pizza and Netflix, which wouldn't be so bad if he remembered to order the pizza.
 
His last attempt at a grand gesture involved a bouquet of gas station flowers and a serenade that left stray cats howling in protest.
 
Despite his many shortcomings (and there are many), Joey Daniels remains unfazed. His optimism is as unshakeable as his ability to find the silver lining in any catastrophe he creates. And while his friends may grumble and groan, deep down, they wouldn't trade Joey and his comedic calamities for anything in the world. Because life with Joey Daniels is never boring—just prepare for the unexpected, and keep the laughs coming.

Myths vs Facts about Joey

In the mind of Joey we all know there are Myths that he fabricates and Facts that his good friends have decided to set the record straight on!

Myth

Joey Daniels has the longest drive in his group of friends.

Myth

Joey Daniels is a golf whisperer, able to read the green like a pro.

Myth

Joey Daniels has a smooth golf swing. 

Myth

Joey Daniels: is a golfing legend in his own unique way.

Fact

His drives are so unpredictable that they've been classified as a hazard by several local course rangers.

Fact

He once mistook the 18th hole for a shortcut to the clubhouse restroom.

Fact

His swing is best described as a cross between a windmill and a mating dance of an endangered bird species.

Fact

Joey Daniels: is a legend in his own unique way.

His old reliable putter

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